1 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:15,049 - When your soul is thirsty, you will drink from any cup. 2 00:00:15,114 --> 00:00:17,883 It don't matter if piss or poison is on the rim. 3 00:00:17,947 --> 00:00:21,351 I learned quickly that what you think is good to you 4 00:00:21,415 --> 00:00:24,385 ain't always good for you. 5 00:00:24,449 --> 00:00:27,252 You know, a lot like sex on the beach-- 6 00:00:27,316 --> 00:00:29,885 it's fun, but you get sand in your ass 7 00:00:29,949 --> 00:00:31,351 and two sets of crabs. 8 00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:33,486 What you want ain't always what you need, 9 00:00:33,551 --> 00:00:35,487 and what you need is an ass whupping 10 00:00:35,551 --> 00:00:39,189 from a buck-toothed, ashy bitch named Reality. 11 00:00:39,252 --> 00:00:42,355 [upbeat gospel music] 12 00:00:42,420 --> 00:00:44,555 * * 13 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:48,991 [together] * Yes, Lord, for the rest of my days * 14 00:00:49,054 --> 00:00:54,259 * And we will praise you for the rest of our days * 15 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:57,857 * Yes * 16 00:00:57,923 --> 00:01:00,559 * * 17 00:01:00,623 --> 00:01:04,994 * Yes, Lord, for the rest of our days * 18 00:01:05,092 --> 00:01:10,163 * And we will praise you for the rest of our days * 19 00:01:10,226 --> 00:01:12,228 [applause] 20 00:01:12,293 --> 00:01:14,095 * Yes * 21 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,829 * * 22 00:01:16,894 --> 00:01:21,532 * Yes, Lord, for the rest of our days * 23 00:01:21,595 --> 00:01:26,200 * And we will praise you for the rest of our days * 24 00:01:26,263 --> 00:01:30,334 [applause] 25 00:01:30,397 --> 00:01:32,365 - God wants y'all to end this song quicker. 26 00:01:32,431 --> 00:01:34,600 - Thought I'll be standing for the rest of my day. 27 00:01:34,664 --> 00:01:36,833 - Can y'all at least act like Christians 28 00:01:36,898 --> 00:01:38,200 for once in your life? 29 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,600 - We acting like we want to be here. 30 00:01:39,665 --> 00:01:41,201 - Hey, Denise, I thought you were going 31 00:01:41,266 --> 00:01:42,567 to that white church with Elizabeth. 32 00:01:42,633 --> 00:01:43,967 You know, I like white churches. 33 00:01:44,101 --> 00:01:45,535 Because when you're the only Black person there, 34 00:01:45,601 --> 00:01:47,669 they will put your face on the website. 35 00:01:48,268 --> 00:01:50,337 - I guess Elizabeth gave up on God. 36 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:52,637 She did the opposite of finding Jesus. 37 00:01:52,702 --> 00:01:54,604 And I just got tired of the pews 38 00:01:54,669 --> 00:01:56,705 being the only brown thing I saw. 39 00:01:56,769 --> 00:01:59,306 - What y'all think? - You going to hell. 40 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,672 - As long as I'm happy getting there. 41 00:02:01,737 --> 00:02:03,872 - I'm ready to go home. - Me too. 42 00:02:03,937 --> 00:02:06,607 These people don't know if they want to stand or sit. 43 00:02:06,671 --> 00:02:09,608 - Please, let us stand for a word of prayer. 44 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:11,308 Nigga, no. 45 00:02:14,407 --> 00:02:16,809 Janelle, close your eyes. 46 00:02:16,873 --> 00:02:18,875 - Well, who's gonna watch my purse? 47 00:02:18,941 --> 00:02:21,411 - Can you all please be more like Denise? 48 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,711 - God damn, that pastor's so fine, 49 00:02:23,775 --> 00:02:26,278 he make me want to baptize him in my waters. 50 00:02:26,343 --> 00:02:27,844 Don't be like Denise. 51 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:29,345 Hey, Janelle, check me out. 52 00:02:29,411 --> 00:02:31,313 Is this too much titty for the temple? 53 00:02:31,377 --> 00:02:32,878 - You said you wanted this to be a family outing. 54 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:34,113 We ain't come down to church to hear you 55 00:02:34,178 --> 00:02:35,479 sit there talking about titties. 56 00:02:35,545 --> 00:02:39,682 Jesus was breastfed, Terry. 57 00:02:39,746 --> 00:02:42,015 - That pastor ain't checking for you. 58 00:02:42,114 --> 00:02:43,648 What would you know? 59 00:02:43,713 --> 00:02:45,848 I bet you ain't had a clergyman look at you with lust 60 00:02:45,914 --> 00:02:48,517 in his eyes in 25 years. 61 00:02:48,581 --> 00:02:49,982 Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:50,115 --> 00:02:51,316 Me and the twins gonna bring the good reverend home 63 00:02:51,382 --> 00:02:52,550 with us tonight. 64 00:02:52,616 --> 00:02:55,185 And in this we pray, amen. 65 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:58,420 - Amen! Amen, Pastor! 66 00:03:00,184 --> 00:03:02,353 * Come on, it's time to go * 67 00:03:02,418 --> 00:03:04,953 * It's "The Ms. Pat Show" * 68 00:03:08,352 --> 00:03:10,121 Is everyone's still gone? 69 00:03:10,186 --> 00:03:11,421 I don't want my mama to see me. 70 00:03:11,486 --> 00:03:13,655 No one's here yet. 71 00:03:14,321 --> 00:03:18,558 I am so happy I started watching Urban TV. 72 00:03:18,621 --> 00:03:22,891 Ooh, what's "Martin"? 73 00:03:22,955 --> 00:03:23,889 [phone buzzes] 74 00:03:29,124 --> 00:03:31,192 - Is he asleep? - Yeah. 75 00:03:31,258 --> 00:03:32,492 "Love Sosa" is this generation's 76 00:03:32,558 --> 00:03:34,527 "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." 77 00:03:34,591 --> 00:03:36,960 Knocks him right out. 78 00:03:37,025 --> 00:03:39,528 - Hey, I wanted to talk to you about something. 79 00:03:41,127 --> 00:03:42,161 OK. 80 00:03:42,227 --> 00:03:44,262 That sounds very adult. 81 00:03:44,327 --> 00:03:45,828 All righty. 82 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,463 - I think the baby's father should be contributing more. 83 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,363 Financially, emotionally. 84 00:03:50,429 --> 00:03:52,431 - Helping to babysit so I don't get killed 85 00:03:52,495 --> 00:03:55,732 - by my mama-ly? - Exactly. 86 00:03:55,796 --> 00:03:57,832 Do you mind if I go talk to him? 87 00:03:59,431 --> 00:04:02,200 You can't send a text? 88 00:04:02,264 --> 00:04:04,966 - I mean, I can, but it kind of seems like 89 00:04:05,031 --> 00:04:06,666 more of an in-person convo. 90 00:04:08,932 --> 00:04:11,835 - OK, well, only because I know you still don't have 91 00:04:11,899 --> 00:04:15,537 feelings for this guy. Right? 92 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,303 - Have I ever given you a reason not to trust me? 93 00:04:20,935 --> 00:04:22,870 - I mean-- 94 00:04:24,169 --> 00:04:26,138 - Well, not since I've been free from my dad. 95 00:04:27,703 --> 00:04:29,805 - You're right. You're right. Fine. 96 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:33,141 - This will help take the load off us a bit. 97 00:04:33,204 --> 00:04:35,306 I want to carve out time to focus 98 00:04:35,372 --> 00:04:36,773 on our relationship more. 99 00:04:38,039 --> 00:04:40,808 So while he's knocked out, 100 00:04:40,873 --> 00:04:43,309 think you can watch him for me? 101 00:04:43,374 --> 00:04:44,975 - Well, you'll be back before my parents 102 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,342 get home from church, right? 103 00:04:46,407 --> 00:04:48,143 We got to be out of here by noon. 104 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,310 - I can't believe you're still kicked out of the house. 105 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:51,476 - You don't see I'm still dressed 106 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:54,145 like a Victoria's Secret bag? 107 00:04:54,176 --> 00:04:56,645 It's cute, though, Juney. 108 00:04:56,709 --> 00:04:58,245 On you. 109 00:04:58,310 --> 00:04:59,611 And plus, my mom would kill me 110 00:04:59,677 --> 00:05:01,379 if she found out I was sneaking back in here 111 00:05:01,445 --> 00:05:03,580 to steal food and clean my drawers. 112 00:05:03,645 --> 00:05:06,548 - I promise, I'll be right back. 113 00:05:09,346 --> 00:05:11,181 Bye, my love. 114 00:05:11,247 --> 00:05:13,382 All right, we'll be here. 115 00:05:19,249 --> 00:05:22,918 You trust your mama, right? 116 00:05:22,982 --> 00:05:24,151 Don't call her that. 117 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:29,585 - I want to thank y'all for inviting me 118 00:05:29,651 --> 00:05:31,519 to your lovely home to break bread. 119 00:05:31,584 --> 00:05:33,519 This is the closest thing I've felt to family 120 00:05:33,585 --> 00:05:35,520 since my wife's transition. 121 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,354 - Transition? - Yeah. 122 00:05:37,419 --> 00:05:41,056 Like, she your husband now? 123 00:05:41,154 --> 00:05:44,056 - No, transition as in she's passed on. 124 00:05:44,154 --> 00:05:46,556 Oh. Oh. 125 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:47,755 I'm really sorry to hear that. 126 00:05:47,821 --> 00:05:51,292 - No, she not. - Yes, I am. 127 00:05:51,356 --> 00:05:52,790 I know how hard death can be. 128 00:05:52,856 --> 00:05:55,792 I mean, we've lost our mom recently. 129 00:05:55,856 --> 00:06:00,794 But just know that if you need a shoulder or bosom to cry on, 130 00:06:00,857 --> 00:06:05,595 I, they, us, we all here. 131 00:06:05,659 --> 00:06:07,927 - I'm sorry to hear about that, Pastor. 132 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:09,894 - How long has it been? - Two months. 133 00:06:09,959 --> 00:06:12,595 Damn. Sorry. 134 00:06:13,793 --> 00:06:15,262 It's quite all right. 135 00:06:15,327 --> 00:06:17,663 We were on Tom Joyner's cruise heading to Cabo. 136 00:06:17,727 --> 00:06:19,663 - Oh. - What happened? 137 00:06:19,728 --> 00:06:21,497 Did she "Cha Cha Slide" overboard? 138 00:06:22,728 --> 00:06:26,532 - Actually, yeah. - Oh. 139 00:06:26,596 --> 00:06:28,365 - They were never able to recover the body, 140 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,832 so I haven't had much closure. 141 00:06:30,897 --> 00:06:33,600 - What are you gonna do with that extra casket money? 142 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,169 That's crazy. 143 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:43,634 I mean, one minute you're Doin' Da Butt 144 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,068 on the dance floor with your girl, 145 00:06:45,168 --> 00:06:48,036 and then the next she's shark-cuterie. 146 00:06:48,169 --> 00:06:49,836 Get it? Shark-- because she fell on the ocean. 147 00:06:49,901 --> 00:06:51,303 Shut up. 148 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,170 Pastor Jenkins, would you like anything else? 149 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:55,972 - Yeah, come on, Pastor. Some dessert? 150 00:06:56,036 --> 00:06:57,805 How about you let me whip you up something? 151 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:00,873 - No, that wonderful meal was quite enough. 152 00:07:00,937 --> 00:07:02,939 - Well, then, how about we go upstairs 153 00:07:03,004 --> 00:07:05,006 and have a little praise and worship? 154 00:07:05,072 --> 00:07:07,074 - Denise, stop acting like an asshole. 155 00:07:07,173 --> 00:07:08,574 Come on, Pastor. 156 00:07:08,639 --> 00:07:10,275 She ain't bothering me none. 157 00:07:11,606 --> 00:07:14,576 - I got to keep it real with you, Pastor. 158 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,309 I hate church. 159 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:17,676 Oh. 160 00:07:21,309 --> 00:07:23,778 Say it ain't so. 161 00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:25,378 The way you look, I was gonna give you 162 00:07:25,443 --> 00:07:27,879 the lead solo next week. [chuckles] 163 00:07:27,943 --> 00:07:29,945 All fat bitches can't sing. 164 00:07:32,278 --> 00:07:33,779 - And you would have been embarrassed. 165 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:37,215 She would have started singing "My Neck, My Back." 166 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,847 - You know, I get why it help people and stuff, 167 00:07:38,912 --> 00:07:40,614 but ever since y'all stopped them 168 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:44,183 Friday fish fries, honey, y'all lost me. 169 00:07:44,181 --> 00:07:46,716 - Pat, didn't you just hear this man say his wife 170 00:07:46,781 --> 00:07:48,516 was turned into bait and you sitting over there 171 00:07:48,582 --> 00:07:50,684 talking about fish fries? 172 00:07:51,915 --> 00:07:54,618 - We used to do that at my old church. 173 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,219 Maybe I'll bring it back just for you. 174 00:07:57,284 --> 00:08:00,653 And if not, you know, I make some mean ramen noodles. 175 00:08:00,717 --> 00:08:02,452 Ramen noodle revival. 176 00:08:02,518 --> 00:08:04,787 - Oh. [laughter] 177 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:08,255 As long as the flavor and the packet is beef. 178 00:08:09,752 --> 00:08:11,254 - Seriously, Pastor, I got to say 179 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,789 I was impressed with you not taking up collection plates. 180 00:08:13,853 --> 00:08:15,222 - You know, it's been financially tough 181 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:17,656 on all my parishioners lately, so I don't like 182 00:08:17,721 --> 00:08:19,823 to take up offerings like others, you know? 183 00:08:19,888 --> 00:08:21,456 If the members have it to give, then they'll give. 184 00:08:21,522 --> 00:08:23,324 If they don't, that's fine too. 185 00:08:23,390 --> 00:08:24,957 I don't like rubbing their struggles 186 00:08:25,023 --> 00:08:27,626 up in their face passing around a hat. 187 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,792 How do you all pay the bills? 188 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:32,960 - Ooh, through fasting and praying. 189 00:08:33,024 --> 00:08:35,026 - That's what I'ma pay y'all for rent. 190 00:08:38,025 --> 00:08:40,895 - You gonna get the fuck out of here fast. 191 00:08:43,194 --> 00:08:46,096 - Look, God brings us through. He's a waymaker. 192 00:08:46,195 --> 00:08:48,630 You know, I used to be a broke grill mechanic 193 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,962 back in the day, but the feeling 194 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:51,597 of avoiding church because I didn't have 195 00:08:51,662 --> 00:08:53,931 enough money to give, you know, that was a real fear. 196 00:08:53,996 --> 00:08:56,565 - Hmm. - I love how you think. 197 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:59,233 You just think how you think. 198 00:08:59,298 --> 00:09:02,234 You think of such wonderful thoughts. 199 00:09:02,299 --> 00:09:04,201 - You said you used to fix grills? 200 00:09:04,232 --> 00:09:05,900 Well, maybe you can help me figure out 201 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:07,201 what's going on with this one in the back 202 00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:09,602 - that I got before you go. - Oh, for sure. 203 00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:11,502 Let me see if I still know what I'm talking about. 204 00:09:11,566 --> 00:09:13,435 - Ha! Sho' nuff. Come on, Pastor. 205 00:09:13,501 --> 00:09:16,704 - Oh, well, you know, don't keep him away too long, 206 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:19,470 'cause I'm gonna miss him so much. 207 00:09:19,535 --> 00:09:20,836 Bye, baby. 208 00:09:22,703 --> 00:09:24,805 Wow, subtle, Auntie. 209 00:09:24,869 --> 00:09:26,905 Have you, once in your life, 210 00:09:26,969 --> 00:09:28,938 ever heard the phrase, "Play it cool?" 211 00:09:29,004 --> 00:09:31,807 No the fuck I have not. 212 00:09:34,638 --> 00:09:36,273 - Oh. - Is this it right here? 213 00:09:36,339 --> 00:09:37,907 - Yeah, yeah, that's it right there, man. 214 00:09:37,972 --> 00:09:41,376 - Oh, this is nice. - Hey, man, I-- 215 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,409 I know you already got a good support system, 216 00:09:43,474 --> 00:09:47,912 but if you need a real brother to talk to, I'm here. 217 00:09:47,974 --> 00:09:50,411 You know, I can't imagine what you've been going through 218 00:09:50,475 --> 00:09:52,076 since your wife died. 219 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:54,312 - Man, I ain't even gonna lie, it's been tough. 220 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:58,213 All I do is take it day by day. You know, life is like a rose. 221 00:09:58,211 --> 00:10:00,178 There's thorns and there's petals. 222 00:10:00,178 --> 00:10:00,211 There's thorns and there's petals. Sometimes you got to feel the thorns 223 00:10:00,212 --> 00:10:02,447 Sometimes you got to feel the thorns 224 00:10:02,512 --> 00:10:04,714 so you can truly appreciate the petals. 225 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,581 - Ah, hm. I can understand that. 226 00:10:07,646 --> 00:10:10,081 Still, two months is wild. 227 00:10:10,146 --> 00:10:13,450 You know, if I lost Pat, I'd still be a wreck, man. 228 00:10:13,514 --> 00:10:15,316 - Listen, man, I just try to stay focused 229 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,882 on all the blessings I still have. 230 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:21,286 - Yeah? Like what? - Plenty. 231 00:10:21,349 --> 00:10:24,819 Like, I woke up this morning. There's one. 232 00:10:24,882 --> 00:10:27,719 Another one is all these women 233 00:10:27,783 --> 00:10:29,985 coming after me all of a sudden. 234 00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:31,785 What's that saying? 235 00:10:31,851 --> 00:10:35,455 When one door closes, ten more open up wide. 236 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:38,788 - All these women like-- 237 00:10:38,853 --> 00:10:40,922 you mean like my sister-in-law? 238 00:10:40,986 --> 00:10:42,722 She's not open. 239 00:10:42,787 --> 00:10:44,723 Is she open? 240 00:10:44,787 --> 00:10:47,624 Because trust me, I've seen opener. 241 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,524 Too open. 242 00:10:49,588 --> 00:10:52,891 Wide open. 243 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,658 I'm just messing with you, Tito. 244 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:57,025 - Oh. That's a good one. 245 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:59,759 - Hey, hey, hey, I wasn't always a man of God. 246 00:10:59,824 --> 00:11:01,892 - Yeah. The devil is a liar. 247 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:05,060 - Hey, I'm serious. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 248 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,760 - Listen, I want to thank you all 249 00:11:06,826 --> 00:11:08,528 again so much for your hospitality 250 00:11:08,593 --> 00:11:10,295 in the midst of my grief. 251 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,963 You all have been a beautiful light. 252 00:11:14,027 --> 00:11:16,396 - Oh, well, I'm glad we could do that for you, Pastor. 253 00:11:16,461 --> 00:11:19,030 I know it was weird getting an invite from a new member. 254 00:11:19,094 --> 00:11:21,597 - Well, you know, life is about taking risks, you know? 255 00:11:21,662 --> 00:11:24,231 And risk is just the price you pay for opportunity. 256 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:25,731 Amen. 257 00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:26,997 - And I'd like to take this opportunity 258 00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:29,399 to ask you out for coffee. 259 00:11:30,997 --> 00:11:34,501 - Oh. Well, I mean, I would love to. 260 00:11:34,565 --> 00:11:36,500 I'll be in touch soon. 261 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,935 Hallelujah, Jesus. 262 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,836 God, please cover this man 263 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,270 as he travels the highways byways and triways 264 00:11:47,335 --> 00:11:49,002 of these streets until we meet again 265 00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:50,903 for our mocha choco-latte 266 00:11:50,969 --> 00:11:53,572 itchy gitchy ya-ya Frappucino! 267 00:11:53,637 --> 00:11:54,971 Amen. [chuckles] 268 00:11:57,504 --> 00:12:00,674 You are truly anointed. 269 00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:02,440 I felt that thing. 270 00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:05,973 Whoo! 271 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:08,242 Y'all see that man kiss my hand? 272 00:12:08,273 --> 00:12:12,977 It's giving Disney beauty and the bitch up in here. 273 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,843 And you're the bitch. 274 00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:17,876 - Denise, the man's wife just died. 275 00:12:17,942 --> 00:12:19,644 And now he's asking you out for coffee? 276 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:22,010 Now, if something happened to Pat, boy, I'd be grieving-- 277 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,244 Forever, nigga. 278 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:26,511 Ever. 279 00:12:28,977 --> 00:12:31,647 - Terry, you have known that man for two seconds 280 00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:34,448 and you're already judging him. That ain't very Christ-like. 281 00:12:34,512 --> 00:12:37,549 - Oh really, Ms. Baptize-me-in-his-waters? 282 00:12:37,612 --> 00:12:39,314 We've known him two seconds. 283 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,881 You don't know him no more than I do. 284 00:12:40,947 --> 00:12:42,249 Remember that. 285 00:12:42,314 --> 00:12:44,149 But my spirit had told me 286 00:12:44,248 --> 00:12:47,651 that we was married in a past life, 287 00:12:47,715 --> 00:12:49,150 during slavery. 288 00:12:50,015 --> 00:12:51,484 Fine, I'll let it go. 289 00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:52,884 Please do. 290 00:12:52,950 --> 00:12:55,052 Because I done caught me a man of God! 291 00:12:57,251 --> 00:12:58,918 - I'm telling you, something ain't right 292 00:12:58,984 --> 00:13:00,252 about him. 293 00:13:00,252 --> 00:13:01,953 - Look, Terry, I know how hard it is 294 00:13:02,017 --> 00:13:04,053 to trust a nigga with no facial hair. 295 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,921 But beyond that, he looked like a good man. 296 00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:13,255 [baby whines] 297 00:13:13,255 --> 00:13:15,257 Shut up, you cute bastard. 298 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:17,357 What is he doing here? 299 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,358 What are you doing here, boy? 300 00:13:19,422 --> 00:13:21,524 - Who are you talking to, Terry? 301 00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:23,858 Very mature, Mom. 302 00:13:23,922 --> 00:13:25,258 What was that noise? 303 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:26,958 Sound like an ungrateful asshole to me. 304 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,425 Sound like a bug. 305 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,825 Junebug, 306 00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:32,893 she's just saying that you can't slip 307 00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:36,161 back up into this house as if nothing happened, OK? 308 00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:38,662 Now, we ain't gonna put you out in the street. 309 00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,495 The hell we ain't. 310 00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:42,263 - But you need to address your issues with your mother. 311 00:13:42,294 --> 00:13:45,664 - Dad, there's nothing to address, OK? 312 00:13:45,728 --> 00:13:48,565 She's mad because I'm right. 313 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,763 Ow. 314 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,964 Damn, I missed. 315 00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:56,266 Look, I'm gonna leave, OK? 316 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,466 I'm just here to watch the baby while Alison is out. 317 00:13:58,531 --> 00:13:59,699 Fine. 318 00:13:59,765 --> 00:14:01,333 - If you need help, you know-- - [grunts] 319 00:14:01,398 --> 00:14:02,899 - Don't come in this house asking nobody for no help. 320 00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:05,301 You hear me, boy? 321 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,167 Certainly not your mama, all right? 322 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:10,703 Now, you made this your responsibility, huh? 323 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,569 Now you handle it. 324 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,503 Where'd Alison go? 325 00:14:14,568 --> 00:14:18,572 - She went to go talk to her sperm donor. 326 00:14:18,635 --> 00:14:20,103 The father of the baby? 327 00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:22,372 - Yeah, that. - Junebug. 328 00:14:22,436 --> 00:14:24,338 What? 329 00:14:24,404 --> 00:14:25,472 - What do you think the two of them 330 00:14:25,537 --> 00:14:26,938 are doing out there right now? 331 00:14:27,003 --> 00:14:28,171 Fucking! 332 00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:34,973 No, they not. 333 00:14:35,038 --> 00:14:38,041 Good night, son. 334 00:14:38,106 --> 00:14:41,877 Oh, man, I slept great. 335 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:44,310 Whew. How about you? 336 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,677 - Oh. Where's the baby? Where's the baby? 337 00:14:49,342 --> 00:14:52,078 - [sighs] - Dang, she ain't back yet? 338 00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:57,314 - I can't believe she left me here all night with the baby. 339 00:14:57,378 --> 00:14:59,045 - Well, did you try her location? 340 00:14:59,111 --> 00:15:00,480 Yeah. 341 00:15:00,544 --> 00:15:02,179 She's been in the same spot since she left. 342 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,614 Oh. 343 00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:09,148 That means you about to have a little brother. 344 00:15:11,547 --> 00:15:14,284 You about to be a step-stepdaddy. 345 00:15:14,315 --> 00:15:15,416 [baby whines] 346 00:15:21,283 --> 00:15:23,785 That baby ain't real. 347 00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:32,288 That's a real baby. That's a real baby. 348 00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,287 Mm. 349 00:15:37,287 --> 00:15:39,088 - You wore all that for some coffee? 350 00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:44,523 One woman's coffee date 351 00:15:44,588 --> 00:15:48,292 is another woman's engagement planning. 352 00:15:48,355 --> 00:15:50,657 - Well, I just don't know what you see in that guy. 353 00:15:50,723 --> 00:15:53,659 - I'd like to see that guy in me. 354 00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:58,493 Inside thoughts, please. 355 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:03,396 Um, look, Denise, I know you grown 356 00:16:03,459 --> 00:16:04,927 and you make your own decisions, 357 00:16:04,992 --> 00:16:09,597 but have you discussed some of this stuff with AA? 358 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:11,329 What stuff? 359 00:16:11,394 --> 00:16:13,796 Why they need to know my rodeo ride wish list? 360 00:16:13,861 --> 00:16:16,398 - 'Cause it look like you're trading one addiction 361 00:16:16,462 --> 00:16:19,198 - for another, sis. - Excuse me? 362 00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:20,363 - And not only that, it don't seem right to be 363 00:16:20,429 --> 00:16:21,563 doing it with this guy. 364 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,532 He ain't the right guy to be leaning on. 365 00:16:23,597 --> 00:16:26,132 - Are you trying to say that I'm addicted to dating? 366 00:16:26,197 --> 00:16:28,700 - I'm saying that you are addicted 367 00:16:28,764 --> 00:16:32,702 to that kind of sexual energy and attention. 368 00:16:32,765 --> 00:16:34,601 - Well, it's better than the other shit. 369 00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:37,502 I mean, why can't you let me have something? 370 00:16:37,566 --> 00:16:40,736 I spend most of my time pouring into everybody else-- 371 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:43,036 Pat, the kids, you. 372 00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:44,536 Just feels good to have somebody 373 00:16:44,602 --> 00:16:46,337 pour into me for a change. 374 00:16:47,935 --> 00:16:50,605 Now, if you will excuse me, 375 00:16:50,669 --> 00:16:52,838 I have a client to get ready for. 376 00:16:52,903 --> 00:16:56,440 And you better drop this and get yourself right 377 00:16:56,504 --> 00:16:59,006 - for Wednesday's revival. - All right, all right. 378 00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:00,972 I'm gonna go on and let it go. 379 00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:05,975 Janelle, you know how to stalk people on the internet? 380 00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:09,175 - Dad, is a pig's booty bacon? Who we stalking? 381 00:17:09,307 --> 00:17:10,708 OK, good, good, good. 382 00:17:10,773 --> 00:17:13,042 Google Pastor Jenkins for me real quick. 383 00:17:13,108 --> 00:17:15,411 Pastor Jenkins. 384 00:17:15,475 --> 00:17:17,444 There's a lot of Pastor Jenkins. 385 00:17:17,509 --> 00:17:20,312 - All right, Google Pastor Robert Jenkins 386 00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:22,812 that go to the Rock Missionary Fellowship 387 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,313 Episcopalian Indiana Fellowship Church. 388 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,779 Dead wife. 389 00:17:28,844 --> 00:17:31,847 Dead wife. 390 00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:33,179 Only the church comes up. 391 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,214 He ain't got no social media? 392 00:17:35,313 --> 00:17:37,848 - Nope, nothing. - [sighs] 393 00:17:37,913 --> 00:17:39,915 Man. 394 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:44,519 I just-- I just feel real bad for Denise, you know. 395 00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:47,418 You know what? I'm tripping, man. 396 00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:49,351 - Yeah, tripping. - I'ma go and just let it go. 397 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,050 - Chill. - Yeah. Yeah. 398 00:17:51,116 --> 00:17:52,351 What you wanna watch? 399 00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:55,553 [baby crying] 400 00:17:57,784 --> 00:18:00,153 - Can one of you just watch him for a minute? 401 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:03,522 - I gotta go cut the grass. - Hey, girl, how you doing? 402 00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:07,055 - Yeah, yesterday. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 403 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:10,588 Oh, hell no. 404 00:18:14,955 --> 00:18:17,691 - Mm, thank you for fitting me in, girl. 405 00:18:17,755 --> 00:18:19,457 When I saw your hair at church, I was like, 406 00:18:19,523 --> 00:18:21,325 "She gots to do mine." 407 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:22,558 I know you're gonna have me 408 00:18:22,624 --> 00:18:24,926 looking like Nia Long in the '90s. 409 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:29,026 - Well, I'm working with Bishop Eddie Long 410 00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:31,928 from the 2000s, but I'll see what I can do. 411 00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:36,761 - So, I don't mean to get in your business-- 412 00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:38,495 - Oh, girl, please. Yes, you do. 413 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,928 That's why you asking. 414 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,629 - Well, I saw you and Pastor Jenkins 415 00:18:41,694 --> 00:18:43,330 in that little coffee shop by the church. 416 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:45,195 Seemed like y'all got a little thing. 417 00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:47,364 - Ah, well, that thing ain't little. 418 00:18:47,429 --> 00:18:49,731 - Ooh. So y'all together, 'gether? 419 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,498 Yes, we together 'gether. 420 00:18:52,563 --> 00:18:54,398 I mean, he's just so wonderful, you know? 421 00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:56,065 Wonderful. 422 00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:57,866 What's happening, brother. 423 00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:59,433 Hey, what's happening? 424 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,167 I don't mean to get in anybody's business-- 425 00:19:03,232 --> 00:19:04,367 Oh, please. 426 00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:06,067 Just come on out with it. 427 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,536 - Well, word on the street is that your little boo thing 428 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,068 doesn't believe in divorce. 429 00:19:10,134 --> 00:19:12,637 So when he wants to get rid of them, he just-- 430 00:19:12,701 --> 00:19:14,837 He just what? 431 00:19:14,901 --> 00:19:18,204 - He just, you know. - He what? 432 00:19:18,336 --> 00:19:20,170 - Girl, he-- [grunts] 433 00:19:20,236 --> 00:19:21,438 He... 434 00:19:21,503 --> 00:19:22,904 bam. 435 00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:25,339 Stop lying. 436 00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:27,806 I ain't lying. 437 00:19:29,204 --> 00:19:30,540 If I was you, I'd... 438 00:19:30,605 --> 00:19:33,442 * Walk away * 439 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,708 - Nuh-uh, see now, what you're not gonna do 440 00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:37,107 is lie on my man of God like that. 441 00:19:37,173 --> 00:19:38,842 - Oh, and what you're not gonna do is 442 00:19:38,906 --> 00:19:41,042 tell me what I'm gonna and not gonna do, cuh. 443 00:19:41,107 --> 00:19:42,476 Yeah, you know what? 444 00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:43,843 Walk away from this chair 'fore you catch these hands. 445 00:19:43,907 --> 00:19:46,710 - Oh, you can end up six feet under 446 00:19:46,775 --> 00:19:48,577 over a 9-inch wonder if you want to, 447 00:19:48,643 --> 00:19:50,811 but don't say I didn't warn you, Denise. 448 00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:53,812 - Get out of my house before you be singing 449 00:19:53,877 --> 00:19:57,080 at your own funeral, choir boy. 450 00:19:57,144 --> 00:20:00,080 Choir kweeng! 451 00:20:02,579 --> 00:20:05,849 So you really ain't gonna finish my hair? 452 00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:07,781 - The rent is due. Come sit down. 453 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:11,382 Baby? 454 00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:12,915 What, Terry? 455 00:20:12,981 --> 00:20:15,517 - I need you to help me to protect Denise. 456 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,485 - Protect Denise? From what? 457 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,984 Wait a minute, them people still after her 458 00:20:20,049 --> 00:20:22,117 for that PPP loan? 459 00:20:22,183 --> 00:20:24,285 - Well, she's not listening to nothing 460 00:20:24,351 --> 00:20:26,586 that I got to say when it comes to that preacher. 461 00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:27,885 Let that shit go. 462 00:20:27,951 --> 00:20:29,619 Stop trying to dig up stuff on that man. 463 00:20:29,685 --> 00:20:32,421 Well, Denise was doing 464 00:20:32,486 --> 00:20:34,154 the choir director's hair today, 465 00:20:34,218 --> 00:20:37,756 and he said that Pastor Jenkins don't believe in divorce, 466 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,557 so when he wants to get rid of his wives, 467 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,021 he just... [clicks tongue] 468 00:20:42,087 --> 00:20:43,522 He what? 469 00:20:43,588 --> 00:20:46,223 [grunting] 470 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,490 What? 471 00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:50,091 - Click, click, boom. - Stop lying. 472 00:20:50,156 --> 00:20:51,524 I ain't lying. 473 00:20:53,324 --> 00:20:54,425 So wait a minute, 474 00:20:54,491 --> 00:20:56,760 so you just Terry with the tea today, huh? 475 00:20:56,824 --> 00:20:59,927 So you trying to tell me that man pushed his wife off a boat 476 00:20:59,991 --> 00:21:01,826 while Gladys Knight was singing "Love Overboard"? 477 00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:04,928 - Hey, that's what the choir director says. 478 00:21:04,993 --> 00:21:07,228 - So we believing choir directors now? 479 00:21:07,361 --> 00:21:08,728 They always stirring up shit. 480 00:21:08,794 --> 00:21:10,563 - No, I really do believe that there is something bad 481 00:21:10,627 --> 00:21:11,562 going on with this guy. 482 00:21:11,627 --> 00:21:13,863 I'm worried about Denise, Pat. 483 00:21:13,928 --> 00:21:14,763 [sighs] 484 00:21:14,828 --> 00:21:16,263 We need to expose him. 485 00:21:16,363 --> 00:21:17,930 Expose him? 486 00:21:17,995 --> 00:21:20,064 - I don't like nobody playing with God. 487 00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:23,899 Denise said that she's going back to that revival service 488 00:21:23,964 --> 00:21:26,066 on Wednesday. Let's go. 489 00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:27,966 - He must be a hell of a con man. 490 00:21:28,031 --> 00:21:30,368 He got me to go to church twice in one year. 491 00:21:30,399 --> 00:21:31,967 And you know I don't be fuckin' with no church-- 492 00:21:32,032 --> 00:21:36,537 I mean, I don't be going to no church. 493 00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:43,871 - Alison, I need you to get here as fast as you can, OK? 494 00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:46,637 The baby has heart disease, rheumatoid arthritis 495 00:21:46,702 --> 00:21:48,904 in his right ear, gout, 496 00:21:48,969 --> 00:21:51,237 and a little erectile dysfunction. 497 00:21:55,704 --> 00:21:58,440 - Oh my God, Junebug, you look so tired. 498 00:21:58,505 --> 00:22:01,708 You sure you don't need me to miss church to help you out? 499 00:22:01,772 --> 00:22:03,073 - Oh, no, no, no, no, Janelle, you go ahead. 500 00:22:03,138 --> 00:22:04,774 - I'll stay back. - Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. 501 00:22:04,839 --> 00:22:05,974 I'll stay. You go. 502 00:22:06,039 --> 00:22:07,375 - No, no, no, you need God more. 503 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,675 Both of y'all heathens going 504 00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:11,009 to that revival service tonight. 505 00:22:15,008 --> 00:22:16,910 - You know, it is hard being a first lady, 506 00:22:16,976 --> 00:22:19,645 but somebody has got to do it. 507 00:22:19,710 --> 00:22:22,646 - Where is you going looking like Big Bird on food stamps? 508 00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:27,680 Ca-caw, ca-caw, bitch. Let's go. 509 00:22:34,245 --> 00:22:37,148 - Thank you all so much for coming. 510 00:22:37,213 --> 00:22:38,815 We thank y'all. 511 00:22:38,881 --> 00:22:43,952 - Today, I'd like to talk about the life of love. 512 00:22:44,015 --> 00:22:46,718 - Mm, talk about it, 'cause that's what we in. 513 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,151 I got something to say. 514 00:22:49,216 --> 00:22:50,651 Is there a problem? 515 00:22:50,716 --> 00:22:52,284 Because it is not time for the benediction. 516 00:22:52,384 --> 00:22:54,285 I like my eggs scrambled. 517 00:22:54,385 --> 00:22:56,086 Pat, what are y'all doing? 518 00:22:56,150 --> 00:23:00,755 - Listen, we have some very disturbing 519 00:23:00,819 --> 00:23:02,788 information about your pastor. 520 00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:06,055 It was said that he was a murderer. 521 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,421 What? 522 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:11,290 - A lying murderer from the stinkhole of hell. 523 00:23:11,388 --> 00:23:13,022 - In fact, a certain someone said 524 00:23:13,088 --> 00:23:18,694 that his recently deceased wife was murdered by his hands. 525 00:23:18,756 --> 00:23:21,158 And his two wives before him. 526 00:23:21,223 --> 00:23:25,194 - Somebody said that you killed two bitches on a cruise. 527 00:23:25,257 --> 00:23:30,096 - If that someone could help us confirm. 528 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,060 Who said that? 529 00:23:35,793 --> 00:23:37,828 Are you done yet? 530 00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:40,096 - Yeah, I'm done. And so are you. 531 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,798 - You see, I know who spread that rumor, 532 00:23:43,861 --> 00:23:46,931 because he's my own brother. 533 00:23:46,996 --> 00:23:49,164 My brother is upset 'cause Daddy left me 534 00:23:49,229 --> 00:23:51,398 the church 'cause he said his weaves 535 00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:52,998 were distracting the spirit! 536 00:23:54,664 --> 00:23:56,165 Isn't that right, Chauncey? 537 00:23:56,231 --> 00:23:59,868 - My bundles usher in the spirit. 538 00:23:59,932 --> 00:24:02,602 - Church, y'all know that I've only been married 539 00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:05,469 one time to my darling Regina. 540 00:24:05,533 --> 00:24:06,967 So there are no other wives. 541 00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:10,403 As of yet, y'all. 542 00:24:10,402 --> 00:24:15,940 - Second, when you allow my brother's lies and gossip 543 00:24:16,002 --> 00:24:18,237 to negate all of the times I married you 544 00:24:18,302 --> 00:24:20,871 in your brightest hour and sat and prayed with you 545 00:24:20,936 --> 00:24:24,973 in your darkest hour, we will allow it. 546 00:24:25,037 --> 00:24:27,407 Now, I can understand if it was someone credible, 547 00:24:27,471 --> 00:24:30,808 but my brother Chauncey's lies are unfounded 548 00:24:30,872 --> 00:24:33,409 and unsubstantiated and should not keep 549 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,875 a faithful shepherd from his flock. 550 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:38,443 What say you, o ye children of God? 551 00:24:38,508 --> 00:24:40,776 Amen. Amen. 552 00:24:40,841 --> 00:24:42,409 Amen, baby. 553 00:24:42,409 --> 00:24:44,477 Amen. 554 00:24:44,542 --> 00:24:48,813 Now apologize to this man and stop embarrassing us 555 00:24:48,876 --> 00:24:50,011 as a first family. 556 00:24:53,977 --> 00:24:57,080 - I'd like to apologize to you, Pastor Jenkins 557 00:24:57,144 --> 00:24:59,146 because I knew you was a good man, 558 00:24:59,212 --> 00:25:01,114 and I don't like many people. 559 00:25:01,178 --> 00:25:04,549 That serpent Terry got in my ear led me astray 560 00:25:04,614 --> 00:25:06,749 like Eve in the Olive Garden. 561 00:25:06,814 --> 00:25:09,282 Pastor Jenkins, I apologize. 562 00:25:09,415 --> 00:25:10,616 I misjudged you. 563 00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:13,017 You sure did. 564 00:25:13,081 --> 00:25:14,416 And that's on me. 565 00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:16,584 It's all on you. 566 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:17,917 OK. My bad. 567 00:25:17,982 --> 00:25:20,485 - Listen, I accept your apology. 568 00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:22,118 So if y'all don't mind, I would love 569 00:25:22,183 --> 00:25:23,151 to finish the service. 570 00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:25,420 - Yes. Excuse me. 571 00:25:28,552 --> 00:25:31,054 - Now If you could take out your bi-- 572 00:25:36,421 --> 00:25:38,422 [baby crying] 573 00:25:38,421 --> 00:25:40,255 [knock at door] 574 00:25:45,155 --> 00:25:46,490 I came right away. 575 00:25:46,556 --> 00:25:49,692 - The baby isn't gonna die, is he? 576 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,558 - Black Tanner's the baby's father? 577 00:25:51,624 --> 00:25:54,560 - Well, you knew it wasn't gonna be white Tanner. 578 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:56,893 - So what, you just left me alone for three days 579 00:25:56,958 --> 00:25:58,960 to hook up with your sidepiece? 580 00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:01,093 Hey, I ain't no sidepiece. 581 00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:03,194 Shut up, sidepiece. 582 00:26:03,259 --> 00:26:04,794 - I spoke with him and his grandmother, 583 00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:07,496 and they said that Jordan and I could stay with them. 584 00:26:11,429 --> 00:26:14,264 Wow. 585 00:26:14,328 --> 00:26:16,564 You just choosing him over me? 586 00:26:16,630 --> 00:26:18,665 I mean, I was the best. 587 00:26:19,763 --> 00:26:20,831 I'm not choosing him, Juney. 588 00:26:20,896 --> 00:26:22,297 Wait a minute, hold up. 589 00:26:22,431 --> 00:26:24,633 - I'm choosing not to drag you through this. 590 00:26:24,697 --> 00:26:28,100 It just makes the most sense since he's ready. 591 00:26:29,698 --> 00:26:31,266 What about us? 592 00:26:31,332 --> 00:26:34,836 Look, there's no more us. 593 00:26:34,899 --> 00:26:36,435 It's us. 594 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,437 - You shouldn't have to put together the pieces. 595 00:26:41,501 --> 00:26:44,571 We have a lot to learn, but we want to try. 596 00:26:46,869 --> 00:26:50,873 - Yeah. I mean, it's only right that I step up to the plate. 597 00:26:50,937 --> 00:26:52,639 My son deserves that. 598 00:26:52,704 --> 00:26:57,909 But, man to man, I do want to say thank you. 599 00:26:57,972 --> 00:26:59,140 I really appreciate you holding Alison 600 00:26:59,205 --> 00:27:01,575 and the baby down. 601 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,842 Alison. 602 00:27:03,906 --> 00:27:07,109 It's his son, Junebug. 603 00:27:14,942 --> 00:27:18,512 [baby crying] 604 00:27:18,577 --> 00:27:20,612 Hey, little man. 605 00:27:20,677 --> 00:27:21,645 I'm your dad. 606 00:27:21,710 --> 00:27:23,712 [baby cries] 607 00:27:29,011 --> 00:27:32,014 - Juney, I really didn't mean to hurt you. 608 00:27:32,079 --> 00:27:34,682 Ever since your mom told me that she wanted to protect you, 609 00:27:34,747 --> 00:27:38,684 it just landed differently when I finally had someone 610 00:27:38,748 --> 00:27:41,451 I needed to protect. 611 00:27:41,515 --> 00:27:44,017 I think you deserve better than me right now. 612 00:27:46,783 --> 00:27:48,151 - But, Alison, we've already-- 613 00:27:48,216 --> 00:27:50,185 - We appreciate all that you've done. 614 00:27:58,118 --> 00:28:01,088 Bye, Juney. 615 00:28:14,656 --> 00:28:17,458 - Is there one person in here tonight 616 00:28:17,457 --> 00:28:19,291 that would like to give their life to Christ? 617 00:28:19,356 --> 00:28:21,324 - Pat? - Go to hell. 618 00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:24,193 - Yeah, sister in the back in the hat. 619 00:28:24,258 --> 00:28:26,126 No, no, no, the sister with the biggest hat 620 00:28:26,191 --> 00:28:30,996 - way in the back. - Well, hello there. 621 00:28:31,059 --> 00:28:33,562 - Regina? - Mm-hmm. 622 00:28:33,626 --> 00:28:35,227 Oh, my. 623 00:28:35,293 --> 00:28:40,098 What in the-- like Lazarus, you have been revived. 624 00:28:40,161 --> 00:28:42,930 Like Jonah out of the belly of the whale. 625 00:28:42,995 --> 00:28:44,964 God has answered my prayers. 626 00:28:45,028 --> 00:28:47,364 He works in mysterious ways, y'all. 627 00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:50,166 He has brought my beautiful wife back to me. 628 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,531 [applause] 629 00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:54,166 - No. No. Unclap them hands. 630 00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:58,469 I said unclap them hands. No. 631 00:28:58,499 --> 00:29:03,504 Now what has happened is that this knock-kneed, 632 00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:05,835 low-down, dark-skinned Joel Osteen 633 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:07,234 hired somebody to kill me. 634 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,135 [all gasping] 635 00:29:09,201 --> 00:29:12,171 This woman is not my wife. 636 00:29:12,234 --> 00:29:15,371 She has been consumed by the lying, 637 00:29:15,470 --> 00:29:17,672 deceitful spirit of the enemy. 638 00:29:17,736 --> 00:29:19,237 - The only thing I'm consumed by is the truth. 639 00:29:19,303 --> 00:29:21,105 Amen? [together] Amen. 640 00:29:21,170 --> 00:29:22,472 Let him use you. 641 00:29:22,537 --> 00:29:26,875 Now, I wanted a divorce, 642 00:29:26,938 --> 00:29:28,707 but this guttersnipe don't believe in it. 643 00:29:28,772 --> 00:29:31,575 No, what he believes in is murder. 644 00:29:31,639 --> 00:29:34,241 So he hired a hitman to kill me. 645 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,708 I knew it. 646 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,776 The spirit of the lace front never lies. 647 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,510 - I did all that, then how are you still here? 648 00:29:40,575 --> 00:29:42,777 'Cause the check bounced. 649 00:29:42,842 --> 00:29:45,178 Nigga. 650 00:29:46,342 --> 00:29:49,012 You wrote a check to kill a bitch? 651 00:29:49,077 --> 00:29:50,845 You should have used Zelle. 652 00:29:50,910 --> 00:29:54,246 - And our daddy said that I was the sinner. 653 00:29:54,311 --> 00:29:56,781 I can't believe this. 654 00:29:56,845 --> 00:29:58,714 You's a liar, 655 00:29:58,779 --> 00:30:01,548 and you's a cheat, and I don't want you no more. 656 00:30:01,613 --> 00:30:04,182 I don't want you. I don't want you no more. 657 00:30:04,246 --> 00:30:07,650 Why didn't y'all tell me? 658 00:30:07,714 --> 00:30:09,883 - Regina, let's talk about it. Come on, baby. 659 00:30:09,947 --> 00:30:13,150 - Oh, who are you calling baby? - That's what you're mad at? 660 00:30:13,215 --> 00:30:14,517 Police, come get this man. 661 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:15,650 - Terry, you need to be ashamed of yourself. 662 00:30:15,716 --> 00:30:17,150 - I need to be ashamed of myself? 663 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:18,350 - Yeah, you're the one who told me to talk to the man. 664 00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:20,185 - I did not tell you-- 665 00:30:20,249 --> 00:30:21,885 - Get off me, man. Hey. Hey. Hey. 666 00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:23,752 Come on. 667 00:30:23,818 --> 00:30:27,689 Regina, me and you against the world living one on one. 668 00:30:30,719 --> 00:30:32,387 Hit it, Rufus. 669 00:30:32,453 --> 00:30:35,255 * Victory is mine * 670 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,257 * Victory is mine * 671 00:30:39,321 --> 00:30:44,326 * Victory is mine * 672 00:30:46,723 --> 00:30:50,293 - So y'all happy that you was right about him? 673 00:30:50,356 --> 00:30:51,992 - I'm just happy we stopped you from being 674 00:30:52,057 --> 00:30:53,659 in another bad relationship. 675 00:30:53,724 --> 00:30:56,494 - You could have said a bad relationship, Terry. 676 00:30:56,558 --> 00:30:58,694 You didn't have to say another bad relationship. 677 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:04,062 - Maybe you just need to focus on yourself. 678 00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:05,795 Maybe you're right. 679 00:31:05,860 --> 00:31:08,162 I was thinking that I will bring 680 00:31:08,227 --> 00:31:10,963 this up at my next AA meeting. 681 00:31:11,028 --> 00:31:12,963 - I don't know why you're so pressed for a relationship. 682 00:31:13,029 --> 00:31:15,398 Marriage ain't all that. 683 00:31:15,497 --> 00:31:18,633 I mean, it's literally the same nigga forever. 684 00:31:20,030 --> 00:31:22,566 The same funky feet forever. 685 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:25,333 The same tired-ass position-- 686 00:31:25,398 --> 00:31:27,266 Excuse me? 687 00:31:27,331 --> 00:31:31,836 - You know, a wise man once told me 688 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:35,369 that risks are the price you pay for opportunity. 689 00:31:35,501 --> 00:31:37,836 So I'ma keep on swinging. 690 00:31:37,901 --> 00:31:42,138 - That nigga wasn't wise. He was a murderer. 691 00:31:42,202 --> 00:31:45,872 - He was wise enough to pay somebody else to do it. 692 00:31:45,936 --> 00:31:48,138 With a check. 693 00:31:48,203 --> 00:31:49,605 That bounced. 694 00:31:52,505 --> 00:31:56,074 - Ma, can I talk to you for a minute? 695 00:31:56,138 --> 00:32:00,843 - I think I'm gonna go ahead and give y'all some space. 696 00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:04,874 - Denise. - Hmm? 697 00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:08,176 - So are you. - No, I'm not. 698 00:32:08,241 --> 00:32:10,276 I need some joy in my life. 699 00:32:10,341 --> 00:32:12,811 At least let me see some child abuse. 700 00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:14,811 Denise. 701 00:32:23,044 --> 00:32:25,013 Ma. 702 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:27,548 I wanted to apologize. 703 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:29,147 You were right. 704 00:32:29,212 --> 00:32:31,515 - No, don't come in here with that half-assed apology. 705 00:32:31,547 --> 00:32:34,116 You weren't sorry when that girl had your nose 706 00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:36,016 wide the fuck open. 707 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,916 You weren't sorry when you was running around here 708 00:32:37,981 --> 00:32:41,051 playing daddy to somebody else's baby. 709 00:32:41,115 --> 00:32:45,820 You let Alison make you think that you could disrespect me. 710 00:32:45,882 --> 00:32:48,084 - Denise, fly your ass back in here. 711 00:32:52,184 --> 00:32:53,986 - I know, Ma. I know. 712 00:32:54,051 --> 00:32:55,285 I just-- 713 00:32:55,351 --> 00:32:58,187 - Yeah, you thought you was in love. 714 00:32:58,252 --> 00:33:00,688 Well, I am in love. 715 00:33:00,753 --> 00:33:03,322 She chose someone else over me. 716 00:33:03,386 --> 00:33:04,788 - [quietly] Yes! 717 00:33:04,854 --> 00:33:05,922 Fuck her. 718 00:33:07,721 --> 00:33:09,322 If only it was that easy. 719 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:10,789 It ain't never gonna be easy. 720 00:33:10,855 --> 00:33:12,590 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 721 00:33:13,656 --> 00:33:17,426 Yeah. Stuff hurts. 722 00:33:17,524 --> 00:33:18,791 It should hurt. 723 00:33:18,857 --> 00:33:20,659 And I hope it keeps hurting. 724 00:33:20,724 --> 00:33:23,392 'Cause you got to go through shit 725 00:33:23,525 --> 00:33:25,527 to know how to flush that toilet. 726 00:33:28,892 --> 00:33:31,795 - Well, love is way more complicated 727 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:33,895 than I thought it would be. 728 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,897 Hey, I know I am definitely not ready for a family. 729 00:33:37,961 --> 00:33:43,900 So, I really am sorry for disrespecting you, Mom. 730 00:33:43,962 --> 00:33:47,766 I know now that you were only trying to look out for me. 731 00:33:47,830 --> 00:33:49,431 Well, we're your family. 732 00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:51,999 And don't you ever in your raggedy-ass life 733 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:54,600 bring another pregnant ho in my house. 734 00:33:56,665 --> 00:33:58,967 - How about we just drop the pregnant part? 735 00:34:01,066 --> 00:34:02,968 Hos need love too. 736 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,537 That's why we love your Auntie Denise. 737 00:34:16,746 --> 00:34:18,648 * And she don't take no stuff * 738 00:34:18,714 --> 00:34:20,583 * She's a grown-ass woman * 739 00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:22,785 * And you can't get enough * 740 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,020 * She's a grown-ass woman * 741 00:34:25,087 --> 00:34:27,056 * With a husband and kids * 742 00:34:27,122 --> 00:34:30,192 * She's a grown-ass woman * 743 00:34:30,259 --> 00:34:35,665 * And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" * 744 00:34:35,715 --> 00:34:40,265 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0